Bone-afide Success Skeleton Shirt | Funny Corporate Humor Tee | Working Stiffs by Gallowmancy

Celebrate that killer quarter with the “Bone-afide Success” tee from Gallowmancy’s Working Stiffs collection — where the hustle never dies. This design features a proud skeleton presenting an upward-climbing chart, proving that even from beyond the grave, the grindset is eternal. It’s perfect for office overachievers, sarcastic team leads, or anyone who knows that climbing the corporate ladder just means a longer fall into madness. A darkly funny nod to performance reviews, promotion envy, and the soulless art of “hitting your KPIs.” Wear it on casual Friday, or during your next meeting to remind everyone that success looks good on you… even post-mortem. Product features - Constructed with side seams for enhanced shape retention. - Features a ribbed knit collar that maintains its form. - Shoulder tape provides stabilization to prevent stretching. - Uses advanced printing techniques for vivid and crisp designs. - Tear-away label for comfort, minimizing skin irritation. Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean