Currently Dissociating Skeleton Shirt | Dark Relatable Office Humor Tee | Working Stiffs by Gallowmancy

When your body’s at work but your soul left hours ago — the “Currently Dissociating” shirt from Gallowmancy’s Working Stiffs collection says it all without saying a word. This design features a weary skeleton propping its head on one hand, perfectly capturing that thousand-yard stare of modern employment. Ideal for the overworked, the emotionally detached, and anyone who’s ever answered “living the dream” while quietly ascending into the void. Wear it to your next meeting, therapy session, or coffee run — because sometimes the only way to cope with reality is to disconnect stylishly. Product features - Constructed with side seams for enhanced shape retention. - Features a ribbed knit collar that maintains its form. - Shoulder tape provides stabilization to prevent stretching. - Uses advanced printing techniques for vivid and crisp designs. - Tear-away label for comfort, minimizing skin irritation. Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean