Death Before Decaf Skeleton Shirt | Funny Coffee Lover Tee | Working Stiffs by Gallowmancy

For those who take their coffee black and their humor darker — the “Death Before Decaf” shirt from Gallowmancy’s Working Stiffs collection is the ultimate badge of caffeinated honor. Our battle-weary skeleton types furiously with one hand while clutching a life-saving mug in the other, proving that decaf is a fate worse than death. Perfect for late-night workers, caffeine addicts, and anyone who measures time in cups instead of hours. A darkly funny gift for baristas, coworkers, or anyone who’d rather haunt the office than give up their daily brew. Product features - Constructed with side seams for enhanced shape retention. - Features a ribbed knit collar that maintains its form. - Shoulder tape provides stabilization to prevent stretching. - Uses advanced printing techniques for vivid and crisp designs. - Tear-away label for comfort, minimizing skin irritation. Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean