Dying to Meet the Deadline Skeleton Shirt | Funny Dark Office Humor Tee | Working Stiffs by Gallowmancy

Productivity at any cost — even your soul. The “Dying to Meet the Deadline” shirt from Gallowmancy’s Working Stiffs collection immortalizes the final stage of corporate commitment. Our frantic skeleton, buried up to the neck in paperwork, reaches skyward in a desperate plea for mercy (or maybe just an extension). Perfect for deadline chasers, office martyrs, and anyone who’s ever traded sleep for deliverables. Equal parts hilarious and horrifying, this design is a reminder that sometimes the grind really will be the death of you. Product features - Constructed with side seams for enhanced shape retention. - Features a ribbed knit collar that maintains its form. - Shoulder tape provides stabilization to prevent stretching. - Uses advanced printing techniques for vivid and crisp designs. - Tear-away label for comfort, minimizing skin irritation. Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean