Everything Looks Great on Paper Skeleton Shirt | Funny Office Sarcasm Tee | Working Stiffs by Gallowmancy

On paper, everything’s fine. The “Everything Looks Great on Paper” shirt from Gallowmancy’s Working Stiffs collection celebrates the eternal optimism of corporate delusion — where the reports are glowing, the deadlines are missed, and everyone’s dead inside. Our smiling skeleton gives a big thumbs-up over a desk buried in scattered documents, embodying that perfect blend of denial and dysfunction. Ideal for office veterans, sarcastic coworkers, and anyone who’s ever seen a “successful” project collapse in real time. Because in the end, the metrics don’t lie — they just quietly rot. Product features - Constructed with side seams for enhanced shape retention. - Features a ribbed knit collar that maintains its form. - Shoulder tape provides stabilization to prevent stretching. - Uses advanced printing techniques for vivid and crisp designs. - Tear-away label for comfort, minimizing skin irritation. Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean