Success Is Killing Me Skeleton Shirt | Dark Office Humor Tee | Working Stiffs by Gallowmancy

Some people climb the ladder of success — others get buried under it. The “Success Is Killing Me” shirt from Gallowmancy’s Working Stiffs collection perfectly captures that burnt-out brilliance of corporate life. Featuring an engraved skeleton pointing proudly to an upward-trending chart, this design embodies the tragic comedy of overachievement — where every promotion feels like another nail in the coffin. Perfect for workaholics, office survivors, and anyone who laughs to keep from crying during quarterly reviews. Wear it to your next team meeting as a warning, or as your unofficial employee-of-the-month photo. Product features - Constructed with side seams for enhanced shape retention. - Features a ribbed knit collar that maintains its form. - Shoulder tape provides stabilization to prevent stretching. - Uses advanced printing techniques for vivid and crisp designs. - Tear-away label for comfort, minimizing skin irritation. Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean