Taking My PTO Permanently Skeleton Shirt | Funny Vacation Office Humor Tee | Working Stiffs by Gallowmancy

Some people take time off — others just never come back. The “Taking My PTO Permanently” shirt from Gallowmancy’s Working Stiffs collection brings a sunny twist to burnout culture with a skeleton who’s officially checked out for eternity. Dressed in a bright Hawaiian shirt and offering a cheerful wave goodbye, this design captures that final form of work-life balance: permanent vacation. Perfect for coworkers planning their next getaway, retiring early, or simply fantasizing about vanishing mid-meeting. Darkly funny, casually morbid, and guaranteed to make HR nervous — it’s the ultimate out-of-office message. Product features - Constructed with side seams for enhanced shape retention. - Features a ribbed knit collar that maintains its form. - Shoulder tape provides stabilization to prevent stretching. - Uses advanced printing techniques for vivid and crisp designs. - Tear-away label for comfort, minimizing skin irritation. Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean