A brutally honest optimism boost for the chronically exhausted. This comic-style zombie grips the bathroom sink, staring into his reflection while trying to muster just the tiniest bit of hope for the day ahead. Relatable, sarcastic, and painfully accurate for anyone living on caffeine and spite.
Perfect for burnout humor fans, office workers, customer service survivors, and anyone who wakes up every morning calculating whether today will be tolerable… or not.
Original artwork by Gallowmancy.
Product features
- Constructed with side seams for enhanced shape retention.
- Features a ribbed knit collar that maintains its form.
- Shoulder tape provides stabilization to prevent stretching.
- Uses advanced printing techniques for vivid and crisp designs.
- Tear-away label for comfort, minimizing skin irritation.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
