The most brutally honest work-day pep talk ever printed. This comic-style zombie grips the bathroom sink, staring himself down in the mirror while delivering a morning affirmation that every customer service worker, call center agent, and office survivor can relate to.
A perfect blend of dark humor, burnout culture, and painfully accurate adulting energy.
Original artwork by Gallowmancy.
Product features
- Constructed with side seams for enhanced shape retention.
- Features a ribbed knit collar that maintains its form.
- Shoulder tape provides stabilization to prevent stretching.
- Uses advanced printing techniques for vivid and crisp designs.
- Tear-away label for comfort, minimizing skin irritation.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
