A perfectly unhinged pep talk for the undead. This comic-style zombie grips the bathroom sink, staring into the mirror while delivering the kind of overly optimistic affirmations you only try when you’re one bad day away from turning feral.
For fans of dark humor, burnout culture, adulting jokes, customer service veterans, therapy memes, and anyone who’s ever tried reassuring themselves in the mirror… with mixed results.
Original artwork by Gallowmancy.
Product features
- Constructed with side seams for enhanced shape retention.
- Features a ribbed knit collar that maintains its form.
- Shoulder tape provides stabilization to prevent stretching.
- Uses advanced printing techniques for vivid and crisp designs.
- Tear-away label for comfort, minimizing skin irritation.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
